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New favourite song #nicki #minaj #marilyn #monroe #whycantshedomoresongslikethis? (Taken with instagram)
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whenever something happens in my life i imagine how i’ll talk about it in interviews when i’m famous
I literally do this. I really do.
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If I see one more post of pictures “humorously” saying no to Tumblr’s new Facebook integration, I will kill someone.
We get it, okay? Tumblr is this special little corner of the internet where all the special people come to squee and type things like asdfghjkl;’ and everyone on Facebook is just, like, so dumb and mainstream, you know?
Get the fuck over yourselves, Tumblr.
Hahahahaha best.
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can we swap with america
give us barack we will give you julia ok free shipping and everything
who would want to ship jjulia with anyone
not even tony would hit that
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SwiftKey X has saved me 10,000 keystrokes! Check it out at http://skx.me
#sorryimnotsorry #stfu #badass #mofo (Taken with instagram)
“You don’t dress gay! You don’t talk gay! I thought gays were supposed to dance well! Do you take your shirt off and grease up at the clubs? Can you hook me up with one of your girlfriends, you know, because you all go shopping and do each other’s hair!”… bitch, back the fuck up #gay #gayboyproblems #straightacting #straight #guys #ignorant #stereotype (Taken with instagram)
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